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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.