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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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