why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What is life? Paul.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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