- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Sloths

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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