- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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