How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

You should read the Terms of Service.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Katy Perry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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