Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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I like poop in my butt

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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