- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Seven

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

I C U P White stuff

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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