Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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men's rights activists

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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