- Anti Joke

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.