Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Justin Bieber

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