A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

j.p. is dumb

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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