- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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