- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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