Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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