What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A whole 'nother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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