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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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