- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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