Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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