- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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