- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

http://adf.ly/C8MqG

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??