There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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