- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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