Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How you know when dislextic

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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