- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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