What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Tunechi

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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