An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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360 NO SCOPE

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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