- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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