"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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