- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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