- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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