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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Jake. Walsh.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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