- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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