What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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