how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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