What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Tucker Rivera

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A seal walks into a club.

A russian gives away vodka.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Guest what in the butt

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

read this sentence again.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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