- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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