Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Anti Joke

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