- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Women can vote? WTF

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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