- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Jordan is pregant

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Golf.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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