- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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