How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Yellow People !!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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