Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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