What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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