- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Emily Walker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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