- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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