why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +15

VITAMIN C!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

thumb_up thumb_down +15

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops