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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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