My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Corn Muffins

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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