Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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your face

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Anti Joke

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