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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

the NAACP

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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