What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Alchohol.

George W. Bush

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

women's rights.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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