- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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