Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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