- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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