- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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