- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

My jeans

A man died.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

HELLO EVERYONE

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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