- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why did the blue berry cross the road

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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