- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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