yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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