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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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