Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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* anti-punchline

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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