Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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