- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

outside your comfort zone

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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