A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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