- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your mom.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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