- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is 9+10? 19

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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