- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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