- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

woman's rights

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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