What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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