- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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