- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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