- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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why am I writing this...im bored

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

j.p. is dumb

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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