- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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