- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Wait! hundred billions!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

TIMMY

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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