What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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