Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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