what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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