What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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