What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is 9+10? 19

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mom.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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