- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

why dont they make black forks

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

He--Hey guys

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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