- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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robin, get in the car.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

. . I am a whale

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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