Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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