What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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