Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

knock knock who's there? faith

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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