- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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