- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

an american walks out of a strip club.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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