Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Where are you going Your house

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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