What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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