If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Anti Joke

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