- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red poo is poo

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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