why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Get on the boat.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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