- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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