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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Ms Leong Sux

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Nobody cares maddie!

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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