- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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