- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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