- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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