- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Anyone can post anything.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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