- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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