- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

whats white jizz

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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