Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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David Cameron

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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