- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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