- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

whats hairy and crys your mom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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