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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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