- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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