what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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