How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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