Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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