A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Small Penis.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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