- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Bob Saget

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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