- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A bar walks into a man

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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