- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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