How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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