- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

the WNBA.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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