How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Knock knock.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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